quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
