Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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