So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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