Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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