as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I need you to use more vowels.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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