Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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