Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Less talking, more tequila
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
