do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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