I didn't shave. On purpose
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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