glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
