Quick, to the slutcave!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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