People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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