ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
