4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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