the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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