At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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