North Korea, Best Korea!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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