you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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