There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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