but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
this will be a night to untag.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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