some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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