During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So. Much. Porn.
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