so explain again why im purple
no
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So squirting runs in the family.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
