We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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