Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
