Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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