belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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