He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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