their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He did a backflip because drugs
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