It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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