This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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