plz talk dirty to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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