After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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