just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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