That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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