Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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