i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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