I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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