Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
