so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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