How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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