Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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