In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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