You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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