Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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