i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
