I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
