i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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