i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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