I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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