well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
