I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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