4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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